Friday, January 13, 2012

I'm A Horrible Ex-Wife

Written 11/15/11

I absolutely facebook-stalk my husband to the best of my ability (much better about this than I was for a while)
I get drunk and ramble about him and our marriage to anyone who won't tell me to stfu
I have a Pandora's box of photos and memorabilia
Every time I check my email I get anxious as HELL that there's an email from him -- either being vicious or preferably begging me back (which will 99.99999% NEVER HAPPEN)
I'm pretty terrified to turn in the divorce papers
I can't imagine the day I sign my maiden name again, and I KNOW every time I sign my maiden name after its changed back that I will most likely burst into uncontrollable tears and tell the clerk my life story
I hate him, BUT I'm so proud of him and I want to send him care packages and look at pictures of him
I put on my wedding ring randomly, with my door closed. And remember the other times when I would close the bathroom door and wonder when I'd have the balls to take it off once and for all
I was the best freaking wife ever -- maybe I didn't make dinner 4 or even 6 nights a week, but I did everything I could for my husband. I went above and beyond what you are even supposed to do for your spouse...

Maybe one day a gentleman (@Crystal Whaley ;)) wink wink) will fall into my lap and there will be somebody there to point out that he's a keeper. ...cause obviously my radar's fucked.

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