You better be movin' with a friggin' purpose.
It is physically impossible to move at the position of attention.
[In red phase] you're only allowed to breathe and blink.
Speed and intensity!
[On squats] thighs level with the marching surface.
[Proper wear of the PC] level with the marching surface (Fix your PC; you're not back on the block, Be Bop!).
If you feel like you're gonna pass out; take a knee.
Take a knee does not mean sit on your ass.
Personal hygiene: wash your ass!
U.S. A.R.M.Y.: Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet.
Fort Lost in the Woods, Misery.
Motivation is key.
Attention to detail.
360 degrees of security.
Put your teeth away, Private.
Don't forget to flip your cup, soldier!
Only one of everything!
I will not talk in the chow line.
We only teach you the basics; that's why it's called basic training. The Army is designed at an eighth grade level.
Palm Pilot.
You need to be hydrating; always have a water source.
Apply sunscreen; if you're a daywalker like Chandler, apply it every 30 minutes.
Right place, right time, right uniform, right equipment.
Head on a swivel. (Sizemore)
Your hair looks like a damn rat's nest!
Curl your fingers!
It is physically impossible to move at the position of attention.
[In red phase] you're only allowed to breathe and blink.
Speed and intensity!
[On squats] thighs level with the marching surface.
[Proper wear of the PC] level with the marching surface (Fix your PC; you're not back on the block, Be Bop!).
If you feel like you're gonna pass out; take a knee.
Take a knee does not mean sit on your ass.
Personal hygiene: wash your ass!
U.S. A.R.M.Y.: Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet.
Fort Lost in the Woods, Misery.
Motivation is key.
Attention to detail.
360 degrees of security.
Put your teeth away, Private.
Don't forget to flip your cup, soldier!
Only one of everything!
I will not talk in the chow line.
We only teach you the basics; that's why it's called basic training. The Army is designed at an eighth grade level.
Palm Pilot.
You need to be hydrating; always have a water source.
Apply sunscreen; if you're a daywalker like Chandler, apply it every 30 minutes.
Right place, right time, right uniform, right equipment.
Head on a swivel. (Sizemore)
Your hair looks like a damn rat's nest!
Curl your fingers!
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