The story of my divorce.

I realized

he was

never

going to change.

“He should

worship the ground you walk on.”

I cannot fucking

believe

you!

He should

be

kissing my ass

right now.

I put my foot down.

I never woulda done it

if I was still married.

I cannot believe how

bad

this hurts.

I think

I’m gonna throw up.

He has a

girlfriend!?

I think

I’m gonna throw up.

The worst possible thing

will be if

he changes for someone else.

When it rains

It pours.

I’m not hungry.

Dad, can you come get me?

I need to

Get my shit together.

Oh yeah

And

My fucking dog died.

When it rains

It pours.

“Don’t be too quick

to get another

husband,

and don’t be too quick

to get another

dog.”

“Two

half peoples

don’t make

a whole

people.”

“At least you don’t have kids.”

This is the

third set

of papers we’ve done!

I just remembered

I am

capable

of

anything.

I am so fucking sorry

things have turned out this way.

Worst

anniversary

ever.

I questioned my marriage

Way more

Than I ever

Questioned

My divorce.

For the

first time

I don’t

give a fuck.